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CANNIBAL CORPSE Guitarist Arrested For Burglary As Ammo Explodes Inside His Burning Tampa Home

According to the Tampa, Florida television station WFTS-TV, CANNIBAL CORPSE guitarist Patrick "Pat" O'Brien has been arrested for breaking into a home and then running toward a deputy with a knife.

The 53-year-old musician reportedly entered a house in the 4700 block of Windflower Circle, near the Northdale Golf and Country, just before 7:00 p.m. on Monday (December 10) and ignored orders from the two people inside the home to leave. O'Brien didn't know anyone at the house and didn't have permission to be there, an arrest report states. A sheriff's office supervisor says O'Brien shoved a woman to the ground and then went into the backyard.

Deputies responding to the burglary found O'Brien hiding behind a fence near the house, which was less than half a mile from his own home. They say O'Brien "ran towards" one of the deputies "with a knife in his right hand." Deputies then shot O'Brien with a Taser and arrested him.

O'Brien is charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling with assault and aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer. His bond was set at $50,000.


Just as O'Brien was arrested, a massive fire broke out at his home in the 16000 block of Norwood Drive with exploding ammunition inside. Witnesses said there was a fight, some kind of domestic dispute, at the home before the fire broke out. Hillsborough County firefighters were able to get the fire under control after about an hour but struggled due to the ammunition inside exploding due to the flames. Crews remained at the scene throughout the night and kept the road blocked long off after the fire was put out.

Officials say two military-style flamethrowers inside the home, making the fire much harder to battle for firefighters.

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) is investigating the house fire.

CANNIBAL CORPSE announced Monday that it would be part of the next North American leg of SLAYER's farewell tour.

Pat even did some fill-in shows with Slayer in 2011 after Jeff Hanneman got necrotizing fasciitis from a spider bite (flesh eating bacteria than mangled his arm which he never recovered).

 
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If we can talk about balls dropping we can talk about vaginas steaming. But ... white-face?
 
Mother Tases Son To Wake Him For Church

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Sharron explained to her local news that she told her boy, "Get up! It's Jesus's day!" and when he didn't, she allegedly tased him. Her son threatened to call the police and she told him, "You can call the police, UPS, DPS, whoever you want to call."
 
The world's worst super hero strikes again.

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone... with army of turtles

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida man is ready to wreak havoc on the planet, and he's bringing some friends along to help.

Very small, ssssslllllooooowwwww-moving friends.

Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested for causing a disturbance while threatening to "destroy everyone" with his army of turtles.

Lane first started causing trouble at various establishments in Indiatlantic. At least seven calls to 911 were made about Lane's behavior, WKMG reports.

Police later apprehended Lane and escorted him to department headquarters, where he began yelling at the dispatcher and pounding on the walls and glass.

After leaving the police department, Lane went to a nearby 7-Eleven. It was there that Lane harrassed employees and even called 911, saying “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” according to the police affidavit.

Lane was located once again and arrested.
 

UNHINGED COCK GOES NUTS DURING FIGHT, MURDERS OWNER WITH THREE-INCH KNIFE KILL SHOT TO THE GROIN​


Let’s go to Lothunur, Telangana, a tiny Indian village of 1,574 residents, where Thangulla Satish lost his life, according to media reports, when his cock turned on him and ran a three-inch knife into his groin. The kill shot caused the 45-year-old cock owner to bleed out before he could be rushed to a hospital to be sewn up.

The local fuzz, who are investigating the case, reports Satish was shivved by the cock as he was preparing it for battle. Yahoo! reports the cock was hauled into a police station before it was relocated to a poultry farm. “We may need to produce it before the court,” an officer told reporters.
 
redrumloa said:
The world's worst super hero strikes again.

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone... with army of turtles

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida man is ready to wreak havoc on the planet, and he's bringing some friends along to help.

Very small, ssssslllllooooowwwww-moving friends.

Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested for causing a disturbance while threatening to "destroy everyone" with his army of turtles.

Lane first started causing trouble at various establishments in Indiatlantic. At least seven calls to 911 were made about Lane's behavior, WKMG reports.

Police later apprehended Lane and escorted him to department headquarters, where he began yelling at the dispatcher and pounding on the walls and glass.

After leaving the police department, Lane went to a nearby 7-Eleven. It was there that Lane harrassed employees and even called 911, saying “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” according to the police affidavit.

Lane was located once again and arrested.
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an army of teenage mutant hero turtles perhaps?
 

CANNIBAL CORPSE's GEORGE 'CORPSEGRINDER' FISHER Once Hung Out With CHER At Her House: 'She Was Super-Nice'​

In a new interview with Metal Hammer magazine, CANNIBAL CORPSE frontman George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher revealed that he once got to hang out with the legendary singer-actress Cher at her Los Angeles mansion.

He recalled: "Cher's son Elijah, who is in the band DEADSY, is a big CANNIBAL CORPSE fan, and maybe 15 or 20 years ago, he wanted us to come out to L.A. and play his birthday party at the Viper Room. His birthday is two days after mine, so my wife and I went out a few days early: 'Let's just fly out there, hang around for a few days, then we'll play the show.'"

He continued: "The day before the show, Elijah invited us up to Cher's house. When we got there, she wasn't there — she was out shopping. I was like, 'Yeah, of course Cher's out shopping.' But I didn't know that she came back. I was talking to Elijah, and my wife starts hitting me on the arm. I go, 'What?' And she just whispers: 'Cher!' I'm like, 'Okay, that's cool, but it's not like meeting King Diamond or Chuck Billy,' 'cause I'm in awe of those guys.

"She was super-nice," Fisher added. "We're there and Cher is making food for us, and stuff. She came to the show as well. I apologized to her for having to listen to CANNIBAL CORPSE, but she was, like, 'No, I liked it.' I'm, like, 'Come on, Cher. Do the metal sign.' And she goes, 'Honey, I was metal before you were born.' I'm, like, 'Damn — I just got owned by Cher.'"
I'm trying to imagine Cher in this mosh pit :lol:


But seriously, pretty good story.
 
Robert said:
This gave me a giggle:
Sound of mystery attacks in Cuba released.


Unpleasant? I thought it was supposed to be destroying hearing and causing brain damage but hey, have a listen. It's a little unpleasant. :D
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Havana Syndrome is back in the news:

CIA director “fuming” after Havana syndrome strikes team member in India​

Some officials fear the incidents are increasing and escalating, leaving officers on edge.​

The incidents first came to light in late 2016 among US and Canadian diplomats and their families stationed in Havana, Cuba, giving the cases their current moniker of Havana syndrome.

Comprehensive medical evaluations of some of the US personnel affected in Havana concluded they had sustained "injury to widespread brain networks without an associated history of head trauma.”

But who and/or what is causing the incidents and injuries are still weighty unknowns. Medical and scientific experts have speculated that the cause may be anything from pesticide exposures to malfunctioning surveillance equipment, a collective delusion (mass psychogenic illness), or even simply the irritating sounds of randy crickets.

A leading hypothesis, however, continues to be that the incidents are indeed attacks, which are carried out by Russian operatives using a covert microwave-energy device. A panel of experts with the National Academy of Sciences concluded last year that directed pulsed radio frequency energy was the "most plausible" cause of the incidents and injuries. Russian scientists have a long history of researching related technology and its effects on people. Russian authorities have reportedly denied any involvement in the incidents.
 
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