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FluffyMcDeath said:
(Strictly speaking, of course. Some western Muslims are a bit slack on that, thankfully)
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Problem is on that side of the pond, most countries are getting a tsunami of Muslim "immigrants" who do not hold western values and do not seem to be interested in assimilating.
 
More cool than bizarre, but I guess still a bit bizarre.

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redrumloa said:
The Catholic Church is the real enemy, but Islam is A-OK? :rolleyes:

I'm not a big fan of either, but besides having priests that are kiddy diddlers, the Catholic Church actually does some good through their charities. And last time I checked, it's not Catholics strapping bombs to themselves or flying planes into buildings.
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Woman who hooked up with more than 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex
Ghouls just wanna have fun
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If, on the eve of Halloween, your mind has turned to Amethyst Realm, the woman who dated more than 15 ghosts, let us get you up to speed. She has settled down. With another spook.

The 30-year-old "spiritual guidance counsellor" from Bristol plans to have a baby with her spectral fiancé, Cornwall Live reported, though how that will work is anyone's guess.

Will the tot be of flesh or are we in Casper the Friendly Ghost territory? The mind boggles. Labour would be a degree less physical if indeed the child was non-corporeal. Though there is just a niggling suspicion that they are simply non-real.

She elucidated on this point during her appearance on This Morning earlier this year. Kind of. "I believe a phantom pregnancy is a real pregnancy but you have a phantom inside of you rather than a human baby.

"The reason we don't carry them to full term is the people who have them don't comprehend it or think it's possible.

"I hope through understanding my body I will be able to. I don't know what it will turn out like. Whether it would be in human form or spirit form – I don't know."
 
Bomb squad descends on suspicious package to find something much more dangerous – a Journey cassette
North Carolina, but it could happen aaannnyyywherrre
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An entire block was shut down around the Duke Energy building in uptown Charlotte, North Carolina, on Tuesday after mail room staff reported "a small manila envelope handwritten and addressed from out of state" to police.

The workers were right to be concerned. Further investigation by a bomb squad revealed the package to contain a DAT cassette tape by crap-haired '80s chart-botherers Journey.
 
Robert said:
Bomb squad descends on suspicious package to find something much more dangerous – a Journey cassette
North Carolina, but it could happen aaannnyyywherrre
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An entire block was shut down around the Duke Energy building in uptown Charlotte, North Carolina, on Tuesday after mail room staff reported "a small manila envelope handwritten and addressed from out of state" to police.

The workers were right to be concerned. Further investigation by a bomb squad revealed the package to contain a DAT cassette tape by crap-haired '80s chart-botherers Journey.
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Dooon't stop.. believin... (it is a bomb) ?
 
FluffyMcDeath said:
So, his basic thesis is: The problem with the country is most of the people in it (or at least, most of the men).
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Yup. It's a thesis based on a lie, but that's his thesis. Notice this is coming out after the mock bomber nut? A man labeled "white" but who is actually half Filipino? If that nut wasn't the aggressor but rather the victim, the Don Lemons of the world would be claiming he was a person of color.

The Liberal Media are so desperate about the midterms, all pretenses have dropped and they are in panic mode. We are seeing the real people behind the talking heads. I dropped this in the wrong thread, I meant to drop in Fake News. Oh well, I'll leave it here. Lemon and CNN are not alone. It is all over every Liberal Media outlet.

MSNBC Guest Glaude: I ‘Overestimated White People’ — Didn’t Think They Would Elect ‘Moral Monster’ Trump

Their panic and overt racism will only galvanize the right and cause more people to convert.
 
redrumloa said:
Irish Post: Musician Sinead O’Connor Converts to Islam, Becomes Shuhada’ Davitt

https://twitter.com/x/status/1053405772917473282
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New Muslim Convert Sinead O'Connor Says White People 'Are Disgusting', Rips Trump

"I'm terribly sorry," she wrote. "What I'm about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it. But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that's what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting."

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Police, SPCA capture camel on the loose in the Redlands

SOUTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, FLA. (WSVN) - Police and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals have captured a camel that was found running around loose in the Redlands community of Southwest Miami-Dade.

According to Miami-Dade Police, someone reported the lost camel in the area of Southwest 194th Avenue and 211th Street at around 9 a.m. Wednesday morning.

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Belkis Zapata recorded the runaway camel, and said she couldn’t believe what she was seeing.

“I saw what I thought was a horse, but it turned out to be a camel,” she said. “When I saw the two humps, I was like, ‘There’s no way this is a horse.'”

Zapata posted the video to the popular Facebook page “Only in Dade,” and also reached out to 7News.

“Who do you call?” a woman is heard saying in the video. “Should I call Channel 7?”


The camel could be seen running across the road as drivers slowed down to make sure they weren’t seeing things.

At one point, the camel could be seen running alongside the driver as cameras kept rolling.

Police and the SPCA were eventually able to track down the camel and capture it. The SPCA is now watching the camel and waiting for the owner to pick it up. The organization said the camel appeared to be in good shape.

In a tweet posted by MDPD, an officer is seen smiling beside the captured camel.

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Source: Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job

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Only in Cleveland! LOL! Don't get me wrong, Condi is a football person. Very smart. NFL Commissioner? Maybe. Head Coach? Come on...

I remember when she was Secretary Of State, she would say her #1 dream job was the NFL Commissioner. She would occasionally guest on sports shows and break down individual games. She has a very high football IQ.
 
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