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Men are ‘zapping’ their penises to treat erectile dysfunction

The procedure, called GainsWave, zaps sound waves through a man’s penis to improve blood flow and enable erections. Urologists and sexual-health proponents are getting excited about it.

The therapy, which is administered by a doctor about once a week for six to 12 weeks, costs about $3,000 and isn’t covered by insurance.
 
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Eva Tiamat Medusa has spent over $60,000 on transformation, was born a man, Richard Hernandez

WTF!
'from Bruni, Texas"

that is a small town about 50 mi East of laredo , population about 400
 
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Pensioner, 78, arrested for murder after 'stabbing burglar to death in his home'

Intruder killed in pensioner's home was wanted over another burglary

Henry Vincent caught in the act: Burglar killed by raid victim filmed on CCTV casing home just 36 hours before death

Family of crooks who preyed on elderly
Burglar Henry Vincent was a father of four and part of a large family network centred on an estate in St Mary Cray, on the border of London and Kent. They describe themselves as travellers.



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The UK is now like a bizarre Monty Python skit
 
metalman said:
The UK is now like a bizarre Monty Python skit
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Indeed. It's getting sillier every day:

Flowers and balloons for Henry Vincent, 37, have been repeatedly attached and then removed from a fence opposite a home in Hither Green, south-east London, where he was killed.

Richard Osborn-Brooks, 78, was initially held on suspicion of murder, but released with no further action.

Mr Vincent's family said the fence was "the best place" for a tribute.

Elvina Lee, who said she was Mr Vincent's first cousin, said: "I don't know what's wrong with these people [who took them down].

"He wasn't a murderer, he wasn't a rapist, they're putting [sic] him as a monster."

A man indentifying himself as Cecil Coley said he removed the flowers overnight on Monday after becoming "infuriated" by the tributes.

He called the flowers "an insult" to Mr Osborn-Brooks, and said: "It was a residential area they were placing flowers on. It was inappropriate, and the guy deserves no tribute."

Cecil Coley is also the name of a 72-year-old florist who was arrested on suspicion of murder after he stabbed an armed intruder to death in 2011. He was later released without charge.

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Man Finds Deceased Grandfather's Sex Tape

This man shared his very awkward encounter with his grandparents' sex tape on Reddit.

"Dad's Army" is a popular sitcom that made fun of the Home Guard during World War Two. These grandparents were apparently pretty hardcore fans since they decided to recreate the fictional from the show.

The Reddit poster stated that after his grandfather passed away, he had been going through his things and came across an old VHS tape marked as "Dad's Army (Homemade)".

He curiously put the tape in and started watching. Until his grandmother dressed as Mrs. Mavis Pike, proceeded to pull out his husband's "weapon" (If you know what we mean...) who was dressed as Sergeant Wilson.
 
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He curiously put the tape in and started watching. Until his grandmother dressed as Mrs. Mavis Pike, proceeded to pull out his husband's "weapon" (If you know what we mean...) who was dressed as Sergeant Wilson.
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Can't decide which is more apt. "We're doomed!" or "Don't panic"
 
Traffic camera in New Orleans giving speeding tickets to parked cars

Photo evidence on the citations shows the violation being assigned to Schulz's truck, even though there are clearly other vehicles passing by on the roadway. The tickets have ranged from $75 to $110, and his wife and sister have also been cited while parked in the same location.

Schulz provided pictures of documents to Fox News that show his most recent ticket dismissal, dated April 5, and those he previously received. The comments section in the dismissal reads “Ticket error, car is parked [and] not speeding. Wrong car cited.”
 
 
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