The Book of Ludicrous

[the_leander]

For stories that leave you with the distinct tang of dafuq?!

For your viewing pleasure and as a start of things to come:

Woman bites car in argument...

Your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to top this, with the eventual goal of creating the ludicrous singularity...

Begin!

 

[metalman]

food poisoning sickens 100 attending food-safety meeting

"The conference, held April 8 to 10 at the Baltimore Convention Center, attracted at least 1,300 of the top food safety officials in the nation, including staff from federal agencies such as the Food and Drug Administration and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention"

"Health officials have only heard back from about 400 of those who attended, so the actual toll of illness might be higher."

 

[Glaucus]

I didn't think it would be possible to bite a car, then I noticed it was a Fiat. It's perfectly plausible.

 

[Robert]

Woman bites car in argument...

Reminds me of this: