Bizarro News

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How IMPOTENCY led ex-firefighter and the woman he loved to embark on 67-building arson spree

'The moment I fell in love with her, my d--k stopped working,' Smith later told cops.

 

[metalman]

Iowa man attempts to deposit fake million-dollar bill then promptly gets busted for meth

 

[metalman]

Man accused of trying to carjack three New Mexico football players

 

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'I'm tired of eating human flesh': Cannibal killer trio are arrested after one hands himself over to police saying he had lost the taste for it

'I'm tired of eating human flesh', as he handed over part of a human leg and a hand.Police arrested the three men, aged 22, 29 and 32, after more gruesome remains were found in a nearby house

 

[metalman]

Suspects' 'sex fantasies' led College Professor to stab his boyfriend 70 times, just to watch him die

 

[metalman]

'I'm tired of eating human flesh': Cannibal killer trio are arrested after one hands himself over to police saying he had lost the taste for it

Hundreds confess to eating human flesh

"A community meeting following the arrest of four Estcourt men for allegedly killing a person and eating human flesh saw hundreds of residents allegedly confess to having eaten human body parts procured from one of the accused."

"Later, ward councillor Mthembeni Majola, who held a meeting at the Esigodlweni community hall on Monday morning, said that around 300 residents had confessed to visiting Mbatha, an nyanga (traditional healer), and knowingly eating human flesh that he gave to them."

 

[metalman]

Son smothered his mother and ate her after stabbing her to death when she refused to give him money to buy alcohol

 

[Robert]

Belarus declares war on imaginary country within borders of Belarus that is better than Belarus
Fed-up citizens join fictional opposition in their hundreds

The former Soviet republic of Belarus has declared war on an imaginary country that exists within its own borders.

 

[redrumloa]

Belarus declares war on imaginary country within borders of Belarus that is better than Belarus
Fed-up citizens join fictional opposition in their hundreds

The former Soviet republic of Belarus has declared war on an imaginary country that exists within its own borders.

 

[metalman]

Golf is a dangerous sport!

Woman 'cut off her husband's penis as he slept and flushed it down the toilet because he was playing too much GOLF'

 

[Kesa]

Woman throws poop out window on Tinder date.

 

[Robert]

The bodies of hundreds of children are believed to be buried in a mass grave in Lanarkshire, southern Scotland.

The children were all residents of a care home run by Catholic nuns.

 

[Robert]

Startup buzzkill: California bans drone delivery services of legalized pot
California Bureau of Cannabis Control just says “no” to autonomous delivery of marijuana.

 

[Robert]

Dog that mauled owner to death had 'probably taken crack cocaine'

 

[metalman]

'I'm a starving a** b****': Crazed woman 'bathes' in fresh produce by rubbing it on her legs and neck at a Georgia supermarket

• Bizarre footage shows a woman laying horizontaly on produce in a Kroger supermarket in Stone Mountain, Georgia
• She's seen rubbing the lettuce on her legs and neck
• When approached by Loss Prevention, she started screaming 'rape and abuse'
• The officer in the video appears dumbfounded by the situation

 

[redrumloa]

The bodies of hundreds of children are believed to be buried in a mass grave in Lanarkshire, southern Scotland.

The children were all residents of a care home run by Catholic nuns.

That is awful. It reminds me of 'Florida School For Boys', aka the 'Whitehouse Boys".

 

[Robert]

Undercover police investigation into 'bikini baristas' reveals all

 

[the_leander]

Undercover police investigation into 'bikini baristas' reveals all

Huh, the article has been deleted.. Got to say though, that headline is inspired.

 

[the_leander]

That is awful. It reminds me of 'Florida School For Boys', aka the 'Whitehouse Boys".

And the Magdalene Laundries.

 

[Kesa]

Koala hitches a ride inside car wheel!