Bizarro News 2019-2020

[metalman]

90% of all fish-rectum accidents happen in the home

Man, 30, has a whole fish stuck in his rectum after 'sitting on it by accident'

Can’t un-sea this

 

[redrumloa]

Police seize 345,000 used condoms that were cleaned and sold as new

Police in Vietnam have confiscated an estimated 345,000 used condoms which had been cleaned and resold as new, state media reported.

Footage broadcast by state-owned Vietnam Television (VTV) this week showed dozens of large bags containing the used contraceptives scattered across the floor of a warehouse in the southern province of Binh Duong.

Police said the bags weighed more than 360 kilograms (794 lbs), equivalent to 345,000 condoms, according to VTV.

The owner of the warehouse said they had received a "monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person," state newspaper Tuoi Tre reported.

 

[Robert]

Adolf Hitler – no, not that one – wins an election in Namibia
"My father named me after this man. He probably didn’t understand what Adolf Hitler stood for."

 

[Robert]

Eastern Australia covered under huge amounts of snake-infested sea foam​

https://twitter.com/x/status/1338464690331131912

 

[redrumloa]

Jogger spots alligator peeking out of storm drain in Florida neighborhood​

https://twitter.com/x/status/1341059126999347212