Shot protesters? Call Tony Blair

[FluffyMcDeath]

Let's be perfectly frank here. You've shot a bunch of protesters, and that looks bad. I understand it's clearly upsetting but how will you explain it to the world?

Tony Blair can help you.

 

[Robert]

Depressingly unsurprising.

 

[Glaucus]

Why consult with Blair, this would have sufficed:

"This is supposed to be a happy occasion, let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!"