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Roses are red
Being Muslim is cool
My wife's due home soon
From primary school
 

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It's crazy how many people who disagree with me on very minor issues also turn out to be hardcore neo-nazis.
 

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it's a sad world when we are not all free to think identically
 

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President Trump announced his plan to deport the illegal aliens from the US

he's going to do it Juan by Juan
 

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If you give an illegal immigrant your fish, he eats for a day

If you deport the illegal immigrant, you'll never have to feed him again
 

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If you let a man steal your fish, he eats for a day

If you shoot a man stealing your fish, he'll never want to eat fish again
 

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Democracy
/dɪˈmɒkrəsi/
noun

A system of government in which a minority of enlightened citizens vandalize until they get their way.
 

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fas·cism
/ˈfaSHˌizəm/

A system of government advocated by anyone whose political views I disagree with.
 

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Witches around the world gathered at midnight last night to cast a spell on Trump & his supporters.

It's good to see Hillary out again.
 

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a store that blatantly promotes white supremacy.

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Chocolate milk is terribly underrepresented.
Where's the almond milk? WHERE?!
 

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Beef Stroganoff found on menu of Trump Hotel, Russian dressing found in fridge

Democrats demand special investigator.
 

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Beef Stroganoff found on menu of Trump Hotel, Russian dressing found in fridge

Democrats demand special investigator.


Nancy Pelosi held a press conference to demand the Trump Adminstration should resign because , "Stroganoff is a well known Russian operative."




 
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